I don’t really forgive people I just pretend like its ok and wait for my opportunity to destroy them
if you play an instrument youre automatically 10x hotter im sorry thats just how the world works
- *slytherin wins house cup*
- dumbledore: i don't think so
- dumbledore: five hundred points to gryffindor for being fabulous
you’re lying if you say you’ve never recorded yourself singing because you were sure you had talent and were so deeply disappointed that you just deleted the recording and pretended it never happened
magic conch shell should i start my homework
the conch has spoken
i can hear children laughing outside my window and it’s making me hungry
I DIDTN KNOW IT WOULD SOUND LIKE THAT I DONT WANT TO EAT CHILDREN IM NOT GOIGN TO ANSWER ANYMORE QUESTIONS ABOUT EATING CHILDREN DO NO T ASK ME QUESTION ABOTU EATING CHILDREN I DONRT KNOW FROM ANY SORT OF EXPERIENCE
do you ever just sit down and wonder where your life went wrong








